Saturday 24 June 2017

Red

Red. Red was the colour that blinded me, the colour that put me to sleep while rage surged through my veins in a hot flash. And then I awoke again. There they were, five jumbled corpses sprawled on the floor, bloody and in pieces. Dance beats pumped around me, the bass throbbing through my chest with a jarring reality as crowds of screaming clubbers scrambled out of the building like desperate rats.

I let out a tortured groan, squeezed my face between my hairy hands and screwed my eyes shut. They deserved it though… didn’t they? I barely remembered what happened before the blackout but I did know that my loneliness made me do crazy things sometimes. Like ripping the heads off of thugs who'd berate me in front of a pretty girl. A chill ran through me, I froze - where was that girl now? I looked to the mangled pile of body parts on the floor. She wasn’t there. I let out a short sigh of relief, glanced down at my blood splattered hands and retched. All I ever wanted was a normal day.

I ripped the jacket from a nearby bar stool and frantically wiped at my shaking hands. I reached over the bar, clumsily smashing half empty glasses aside with my bulky body, and grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels from behind the counter. I emptied the dregs from a pint glass and poured it in: one for the road. My feet thudded against the floor as I made my way across the deserted dance floor sipping on my drink, strobe lights flickering fiercely. The emergency exit had been jammed open by the last fleeing rats, yet it was a quiet, still night outside. Not a single person had stuck behind. Nobody ever did.

The warm summer air hit me as I stomped outside into the alley with a noisy clunk. The smells of hot concrete and sour trash filled my nostrils. I lifted my whiskey pint for another gulp but it’s glass suddenly shattered out of my hand, sticky alcohol running down my wrist, my new suede shoes completely splattered. I’d had these shoes specially made for my larger-than-average feet, for my night out as one of them. I tutted miserably, whiskey-less, and looked up to find him on the roof ahead of me, crossbow at the ready. He peeled a bolt from the quiver on his back and aimed for a second hit. I ripped the lid from a dumpster and braced to deflect the oncoming shot.

“Fight me like a man, arrow boy!”

“Can’t fight monsters like a man, ogre,” the man’s voice oozed with disdain.

“You spilled my whiskey, arrow boy,” a bolt dented through the metal lid.

“Too bad for the whiskey. I was aiming for your head.”

“... It was an accident... They shouldn’t have pushed me, I never wanted no trouble,” another shot banged at the makeshift shield.

“So you accidentally tore them to shreds?”

“I didn’t do it... The red did.”

“And that's exactly why the zones exist. To keep monsters like you away from innocent human beings,” another shot struck the top of the lid, this time a little too close to the head for comfort.

“I'm warning you, arrow boy. Stop shooting at me.”

“I’ll stop shooting when you stop killing.”

The next shot passed under the shield and sliced into my ankle. I hadn’t thought to crouch behind the lid, to protect my lower legs. I was never much of a thinker. Another bolt hit my fresh wound before I could guard myself. There was a loud snap. My leg collapsed, the other knee banging to the floor with a thunderous shake. There was a thunk as another bolt was shot, hitting the top of my head where my shield had fallen down.

My heart pounded at the sight of the bolt shaft jutting out from my skull. The arrows continued to pummel my shield relentlessly. I edged backwards and snatched a broken television from the recycling heap behind me, hurling it with all my strength at my attacker. I didn't want to hurt him. I just wanted to scare him away, like an old pensioner throwing a shoe at a pesky raccoon. But I'd left myself open and another bolt struck my shoulder. I saw red. And I awoke. The fight was over.




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Thursday 22 June 2017

Bayan's Story


I was fighting a battle in the present, but it was the Stone Golem's words from the past that troubled me the most. Our squad was outnumbered tenfold and my remaining comrades were slowly succumbing, one by one, to their long awaited deaths. But how lucky they were to go down with such a roar. I, on the other hand, wore a heavy burden that held me far from my glorious end.

Thoughts of the Stone Golem flashed through my mind as the clashing of blades and the rumble of battle cries surrounded me like a dull bubble. I pictured her, her amber eyes, her furrowed brow and her secret smile as she listened to my endless insights. She wasn't one for enthusiasm, or one for talking much at all for that matter. But I relished every minuscule grunt of reaction I ever evoked from her. I relied on the Stone Golem's ear, her acceptance; she relied on my knowledge, my power to tether her. And she had one hell of a temper that needed tethering.

A blade fell towards me, slicing through both the air and my thoughts as I dodged to the side. The berserker was bloodied from the battle, his mouth frothing, his eyes empty as if lost in his own adrenaline. Shek warriors were never afraid of battle, it was what they lived for. But I. I was frightened to death on this particular day. I didn't enjoy fighting, I was an intellect at heart, teased and mocked for simply being able to read. But I'd been drilled enough since I could barely hold a sword that I was at least able to stave off death. And this berserker wasn't going to take me yet.

My dead-eyed opponent swiped at me once more with a gurgled yell. I dropped to the dirt and swept his legs from beneath him, his blade shaving against my horns. He fell with a thud to my feet. I dealt him a stab to the heart. How free he was, to finally escape to the other side without burden.

The battlefield beyond me was beginning to look like a sea of rust red berserker cloaks, my last allies engulfed within it, forever lost to its current. I found myself charging into the midst of it, it was habit after all, while the Stone Golem's last words echoed through my head. Her eyes showed a vulnerability I'd never seen before, a desperation that made my blood run cold. She needed me, my head and my sanity in her days ahead more than ever.

"Bayan... I'm not ready for you to die yet."

My memories were shaken from me once again as a sabre shot straight for my eyes. I swerved and darted for the woman's side. She was open. I lunged with my blade. It eased through the flesh, right on target. I wasn't ready to die yet.

"For Kral!" a distant yell sounded from Kana, my last standing comrade.

I skirted around the swoop of another sword as another enemy came from my right. A duck and a blow to his abdomen, right on target. There was a mighty roar in the distance as Kana hit the ground, as if in unison with my own victim. See you on the other side, kin, I whispered, twisting on my heel to face the rest of my enemies. Kana had been my only ally left. I was alone now.

Two women stepped forward bearing their teeth while the rest stood watching, beating their swords to the sand, their eyes lit up in expectation for my gory doom. I raised my sword and edged backwards, plotting my next move. One of my challengers, as tall as she was wide, swung a torturous sword, spiked and cruel. The other, small and wiry, donned a dark scar across her left eye and a growl from her lips. They exchanged glances before charging at me with ear piercing shrieks.

The big one clashed her spiked blade against mine and pushed at me with all her monstrous weight. My boots skidded backwards in the sand, our blades biting against each other. The scarred one skipped in, nimble and dance-like, and slashed at my side in a frenzy, squealing in sick delight. I dropped my sword and spun away, the big woman stumbling forward as my blade clanged on the floor. Blood spots dripped to the sand as I crouched, pulling out a second knife and panting like a cornered wolf. A Shek never surrenders, a Shek never feels fear. But my heart was pounding. I'm not ready for you to die yet...

I squeezed my eyes closed and shook the words from my head once again. I'd barely jumped back to my feet before the scarred one had lunged at me a second time, a bloodthirsty glint in her eye. The tip of her sword slid across my armour as I twisted backwards and kicked her to the floor. It was barely a hit, but the impact still knocked the breath out of me. The two women both sprang to their feet as I heaved on the ground. I wasn't going to stop them, and they weren't going to give up. I lifted a hand as I coughed another mouthful of blood.

I'm not ready for you to die yet. The words sang through my head as my own death faced me, blades glinting in the sunlight. Reality stung me and the battlefield fell silent as I lost myself in my own head. The war... time itself had stopped for me. I couldn't let them take my life, not yet. My knee dropped clumsily to the dirt. Next, a clunk as my knife hit the ground.

"Coward!" the scarred one snarled.

I dropped my other knee, the sand crunching underneath it.

"Stand up and fight!" the other spat.
"A dishonor to your whore of a Queen."

I leaned back on my heels and touched my fingertips to the dirt. It felt comforting, seeking its gritty asylum. My enemies had stopped goading me by now. Instead, they exchanged glances, silent gasps of disappointment. I slowly closed my eyes. It was so quiet. I felt a sharp blow to my temple. And then black.

***

I awoke to the familiar sound of desert wind and the warmth of the afternoon sun singeing my naked skin. My body felt broken. I reached my right arm behind me to push myself up, but instead of movement, there was only the crunching of bones. With a cry of pain I turned my eyes towards my mangled arm. This was my punishment.

I squeezed myself up to sitting, broken ribs cracking as I inched myself up. I gently wriggled the fingers of my other hand. Still working. Holding my breath I slowly raised the arm up in the air, grasping for what should be there. But there was nothing. I grasped further, slightly more frantically, until I finally found what I'd been looking for: the stub of a broken horn. My final punishment: Forever branded a coward, never again a warrior. I was nothing but a ghost... But at least a ghost could watch over it's loved ones better than a corpse.

"Hoy, you don’t look good. You okay there, boy?" a husky old voice yelled from behind.

I stumbled behind myself to find a caravan in the distance, a sinewy grey whiskered merchant with a guard and pack gar. I simply stared on, numb.

The man winced at my battered body and bit his lip. "Jump on. I'll take you to the city."

It was a bumpy ride, each clumsy bounce jarring my fractured bones. The old man and his guard didn't bother me with small talk, likely my dead stare told them all they needed to know. Thoughts of uncertainty plagued my thoughts of how the Stone Golem would react to a dead man walking, despite her worried last words. No battle had ever been so frightening as the thought of facing her disdain.

We reached the northern plains of Admag when the old man dropped me off. From there I traipsed to to the capital with a knot in my stomach and a limp in my step. I was greeted at the gate with a spit and a snarl from the guards once my kin. The glares burned through me, heavy with hatred and pity as I dragged myself through the city streets.

Stumbling in through the heavy iron doors of the citadel I was finally reunited with the Stone Golem. There she stood, dignified and tall, clad in fine armour. Her eyes watched on, her composure unmoved by my presence. Esata the Stone Golem, she never was one easily moved. The numbness I felt before had by now melted away and it hurt just to stand before her. Unable to maintain my show of dignity, my head dropped, eyes fixed on the dirt.

Then, a touch on my chin. Two fingers nudged my head back up high. There she was, those amber eyes still fixed on mine, unbroken, though glassier than before. Mutters emanated throughout the hall as the other warriors looked on with scorn.

"More time for those books," she said, a glint in her eye as she peeled the tattered seal from my chest plate.

She pulled the blade from my sheath and turned to walk away. The smells of iron and must, the feel of warm air, and the sounds of clinking swords from the armory all returned to me. I lost my ticket to the other side, and I lost my life as I knew it. But for the Stone Golem I would live a thousand defeats.

***



This is an unofficial story based on characters I created from the world of Kenshi
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Thursday 11 May 2017

Hitman With A Conscience

Written from a Reddit writing prompt, original post here.

Kyle woke up to a throbbing headache and a stale stench of must in the air. It was an unfamiliar scene, a sprawling warehouse, empty and tall, filled only with rusted chains and abandoned cranes. He tried to move his feet, then his arms. After quickly realising that his whole body was completely bound, he wriggled frantically while he tried to let out a panicked scream.

"Ah! You're finally awake," a strange voice greeted him, polite and warm. The man walked into view, unkempt and large bodied. He squatted down by Kyle's side.

"Mff ffm mmmm!" Kyle muffled through duct-taped lips.

"You're gonna have to calm down before I take that off, Kyle. Can't have you screaming the place down, can we?"

Kyle emitted yet more muted wails and flailed his torso in response.

"Anyway... Know why you're here, Kyle?... Someone put a hit on you. I dunno, something about owing Matt... Marvin... Midge? Owing Midge money or something like that, whatever, but he hired me to kill you, see," he paused and winced slightly after his eyes met Kyle's, "but don't look at me with those wide eyes, I ain't a bad guy. Really, I ain't. See I like to give my marks a shot at taking care of unfinished business before they 'move on'. Because I ain't a monster, Kyle... Stop looking at me like that. See, my ma, she brought me up better than that..."

The hitman raised a closed fist to his lips and closed his eyes briefly in a dramatic display of emotion. Then he continued. "So, let me make this right. You get one wish, think of me as your djini for the day... 'til I kill you after, anyway. Now, I'm gonna take that gag off'a you," he took the duct tape carefully in his fingers and began to peel it away gently, "and you're going to tell me your bucket list, Kyle."

"Urrrh!" Kyle gasped as the tape ripped from his sore, red lips, "I wish that you let me go!"

"Ugh," the hit man slapped a hand to his forehead, "how original! Ain't gonna happen. And you need to face that. Come on, Kyle, play nice."

Kyle wriggled with an increasingly more panicked ferocity and began to shriek at the top of his lungs.

"What did I say, Kyle?!" the hitman slapped the discarded duct tape back over Kyle's lips, "okay, if you're not going to help, I'll just have to do some investigation myself..."

Reaching forward, the hitman pulled a mobile phone from Kyle's pocket and swiped at the screen with his thumb. "Hmm, let's see... Okay, that's a lot of selfies, Kyle, Christ... Oh, wait, here's a girl... Jessica-"

"MMMMF MMM MMM!" Kyle flailed wildly and shook his head in a frenzy.

"Okay, okay. So we'll leave Jessica out of this," he ripped the gag off again, this time with a markedly lazier sense of care and gentleness, "so, Kyle, tell me what you want to do before you die."

"... I want to climb Machu Picchu."

"... Next."

"... Hug a bear."

"Nope."

"... I want a threesome. With girls. Two girls."

"... No."

"I always wanted to learn a foreign language."

"Are you kidding me?!" he pinched the bridge of his nose and flipped the phone in his hand, "how about I just call Jessica for you?"

"... Okay. Tell her I love her. Tell her I'll love her from beyond the grave...."

"... Kinda creepy, Kyle, I'll leave out the last part," the hitman punched away at the phone screen,

"Okay here goes..." the phone let out a faint ringing tone while the two men jerked upright, poised and tense. A female voice answered, an uneasy tone to her voice. "Hey! Jessica?... Yeh, hi, I'm here with Kyle... Kyle... You know Kyle?... You know, kinda dorky lookin', whiny... ginger guy... yeh, yeh that's the one! See, I was wondering, Kyle's about to die, yeh... and his last wish is to declare his undying love-"

BEEEEEP.

"Oh. She hung up."

"...."

The hitman sighed deeply and peered sideways at Kyle, now teary eyed and limp in posture.

"Alright, Kyle. Machu Picchu it is."

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Tuesday 9 May 2017

Skyrim: The Self Awareness Overhaul

Bored with Skyrim, you download a mod that has no description, just the title "self-awareness overhaul". Starting up the game, you can tell something's wrong with your character. Turning to face the fourth wall, they locks eyes with you. All you know is you've never seen such intense anger...

Tom had seen it all at this point: Lute playing grizzly bears, epic monster mounts, nude Dragonborns... But this one really peaked his interest: The self awareness mod. So, with the game ready and loaded, Tom was all set and prepped to give it a whirl. With a crack of his knuckles he flicked the controller stick forward to move his avatar... but...

Nothing.

Tom let out a sharp puff of breath, whipping the hair from his face as he mashed more at the controller buttons.

Still nothing. Huh.

But, suddenly something caught his eye. He wrinkled his forehead and leaned into the screen for a closer look. Tom's avatar was moving by herself, glancing around the place in all directions... but what was it she was looking for? Standing poised and alert, her line of sight finally met Tom's. She paused and turned her muscular body to follow in line with her gaze.

The avatar now made her way closer to the 'camera' that captured her, her face growing ever larger, the dangerous glare in her eyes growing ever clearer. As she moved in towards Tom, a familiar drumming resonated around the room, the chanting of men singing the song of the Dragonborn. Thomas wriggled in his seat and scratched his head.

"Wh- why are you looking at me like that?" he mumbled hesitantly.

"So, it is you," the woman bellowed in reply.

Tom shifted nervously in his chair as the woman cocked her head and leaned in closer towards the camera.

"You are the one who made me act a fool. My criminal record is ruined, and what for? Silverware and bonemeal. I've got bonemeal coming out my ears, Thomas! And what would I want with all these plates? I'm the Dragonborn!"

"Well, you can never have too much bonemeal-"

"And Ulfric! I've behaved an ass, the Stormcloaks will never accept me now! And not to mention the whole world has eyed my nether regions!"

"Hey, Ulfric had it coming! The guy's a douche, you dodged-"

"You got me hooked on skooma! I'm the Dragonborn!"

"Wait..." the drumming had now reached a climax and there were dragon shout symbols glowing on the bedroom walls. Tom jolted upright and narrowed his eyes in serious thought, "how is that-? I don't have surround sound..."

"Thomas," a soft voice chirped from the corridor. There was a gentle tapping on the bedroom door as it creaked open and a wrinkled head popped through the gap. "Could you lower that music dow- Oh, Thomas, what have you done to the walls?"

"Mum," Thomas whispered with his head tilted and his lips contorted as if to muffle his voice, "not in from of the d.r.a.g.o.n.b.o.r.n..."

"Leave, flat chested harlot!" boomed the Dragonborn as the door slammed shut.

Tom swallowed as his eyes drifted back to the screen. A grim smirk had stretched across the Dragonborn's face and her eyes now possessed an evil glint. In a panicked frenzy, Tom pounced below his computer desk and wrenched his computer plug from it's power socket on the wall. Now lying on the floor, plug in hand, he heaved in a breath of relief.

"That's it, Thomas! No more of those video games for you!" the frail voice rang from the corridor.

Tom took another breath and blew his hair from his face.

"Yes, mum."
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Saturday 6 May 2017

The Moon Is A Corpse Of A God

It was a clear sky this night, the full moon glowing in its entirety against the infinite darkness. It seemed an age away that the smothering clouds of air pollution had last parted to show its warm light. Staring at the rare sight almost trance-like, the man was trying to decide whether he dreaded the painful view, or whether he longed for its empty comfort. Either way, it didn’t matter.

He stood at a dusty antique cabinet, running his fingers across the cobwebs until he reached a large, shattered ring, filthy with years of untouched grime. This night had brought back long buried memories, but at least holding the halo in his bare hands once again let him escape, if only temporarily, to a happier time. It was a time when there was no suffering, no misery… no death. But now, only the man was immune to death and no one else. There was a time that this had been a gift, now it was only a curse. A curse spent waiting, as was always his job.

Only now he had nothing to wait for.

Shaking himself from his own thoughts, the man carefully placed the ring back in its place, painstakingly using both splayed hands to nudge it perfectly into it’s rightful home. He reached into his pockets and pulled out a cigarette with one hand, a lighter with the other as he turned towards the moonlight. The echoes from his heavy boots pierced through the silence of the dark mansion parlour as he paced towards the ornate wooden window frame. He stared through the cracked glass panes. He didn’t look up at the moon.

Lighting his cigarette, he lowered his eyes to the neon lights of a distant city skyline. Night time used to be a time of contemplation and learning, a chance to expand knowledge infinitely further. Knowledge brought us closer to god, and it was a valuable weapon against god’s enemies. The war was not left solely for god’s shoulders alone. But now. Now night time was a time of self indulgence only.

The man finally took a deep, savoured puff on his cigarette and squinted at the bright lights, distorted through the haze of the smog. How ugly those neon lights were. As if having been avoiding eye contact with an old acquaintance, he slowly glanced upwards at the moon, his beloved master now a dimmed corpse rotting among the stars. But the man’s reunion didn’t last long. A pained scream bellowed from the distant city, cutting through his train of thought like a sharp knife. He closed his eyes briefly, stubbed his cigarette neatly in the ashtray on the windowsill and put his thoughts aside for the next clear night.

Strolling calmly towards the exit, he took his coat from its iron rack, flung it over his shoulder and left, following the screams of his calling. His purpose died with his master long ago, but he knew nothing else. The ghost of his old purpose propelled him still, even thousands of years after it had died. Maybe it was out of habit. Maybe it was out of homage to an old friend.

Original Writing Prompt
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Thursday 4 May 2017

Glurbleflukes

"Of course humans aren’t intelligent. The don’t have glurbleflukes. If you can’t glurblefluke, you’re not sentient," Silas scoffed as he picked at a scab of dirt on his chin.

"Always so sure of yourself, Silas… Your mother was right, you’ve always been thickheaded and you always will be. I swear, it’s just like the time you creamed on the Blarbacan waiter for mixing up our drinks!" Silu's voice wavered, tinged with a bubbling of long pent up anger.

"Oh you just had to bring up the Blarbacan waiter AGAIN, didn’t you, Silu? It was a week ago! Get over it…” He paused as he flicked the unidentified crust from his tentacle. “Look, I’m not having this debate with you here. We came out for a nice day in the suns... people are starting to stare. Don’t embarrass yourself."

Silu turned slowly towards the glass wall with a heavy sigh. She pressed her tentacles against it’s cold surface softly, gently. Silas rolled his eyes wearily. With a quiet huff he reluctantly placed a sweaty tentacle on her collar and squeezed half-heartedly.

"Don't be like that, Silu. It’s just a human, why are we even arguing about this?"

Silu winced with irritation at the sound of Silas’ voice and continued to stare intently at the figure through the glass of the enclosure. The tiny, frail human inside had turned her eyes from a small television set and locked contact with Silu. She munched deflatedly on a french fry, her eyes tired and pained.

"Glurbleflukes or not, humans shouldn’t be kept in captivity!" Silu cried, teary eyed.

Silas slowly dropped and shook his head so that the smooth glurbleflukes twitched in unison, almost as if dancing to his disappointment. He latched at her tentacle and pulled her away from the zoo enclosure.

"Come on, Silu. That’s enough for today," Silas sighed.

He glurblefluked towards the exit door.
Silu did not move.

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